AHHHHHHHH

This fucking sucks....... I hate being alone 20/5 and not being able to do anything! I hate that a guy cant just love me for who I am and not what he wants to turn me in to.. Pretty much my birthday is tomorrow and I had a bunch of shit planned all week and so far I have done nothing because they all had other stuff "pop up". hopefully the week will end better than it started.

WHY WOMEN SHOULDN'T TAKE MEN SHOPPING

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target.
Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get
in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she
loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from
the local Target.

Dear Mrs. Samuel,

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our
store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both
of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Samuel,
are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other
people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store su=$=$iously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels..

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'


And last, but not least:

15.. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile,
then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of
the clerks passed out.

Ups and downs of 2010

The first down of the year was my baby nephew dying on January 8th, he was just hours short of being 2 weeks old. Born with necrotising entrocolitous, a disease that rots the intestine from the inside out. and passed away from congestive heart failure. 6 days later my grandpa's mother passed away, although I never got the chance to meet her it was still sad because she is//was family and still sent toys when I was a young child. In march I turned 19 it wasn't really a big deal for me , I really don't care about my birthday. In may my great grandfathers's sister passed away. She was somewhere in her mid to late 80s and could barely walk. July was a bitter sweet month for me because I was so excited  I got to see my aunt , uncle, and cousins from Pennsylvania that I have not seen in about 5 years. We had a bunch of fun at my family reunion in Eastern Washington, but was soon saddened by the deaths of my great grandmother's sister who was elderly and had a stroke in the recent past, one of my distant cousin's husband who had a brain tumor, and my mother. I miss her very much, but I am trying to look on the bright side. A positive thing that came out of my all the passings in my family is that they have definitely made me a stronger person. I have no idea where I would be with out my moms shi-tsu bear. When ever I miss my mommy, or am just down in general, all I gotta do is hold him and he comforts me. Another positive is moving to Arizona. Timing was really bad because I got here a week before my mom passed but I think it was better for me because her memory wasn't right in my face, if you know what I mean. I believe that the best thing that ever happened to me in 2010 was becoming an auntie to my baby niece Alina on October 7th. She also had N.E.C. like her brother but they caught it early and was able to fix her. She turns 4 months old on February 7th and I can't wait to get home and see her. Just to hold her and be the bestest auntie ever. Christmas was really awkward for me just because I was in a new place with all the wrong family (my dad who pretty much treats me like I'm invisible 85% of the time and his girlfriend) in a place that I had never even been to on vacation. I got to see my dads parents which sadly didn't mean much to me because none of them were there when I was little so it was pretty much like spending Christmas in a foreign country with a bunch of people I didn't know. Well thanks for reading my first blog ever, sorry if it bored you and I hope you come back to read further posts :). Have a great day and don't forget to smile :D